1 00:00:06,161 --> 00:00:07,310 There you are, sweetheart. 2 00:00:07,521 --> 00:00:10,672 Your favourite: Scrambled eggs and chicken livers. 3 00:00:13,321 --> 00:00:16,791 That's what I like, wild shouts of approval. 4 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:19,390 For Preparing HAND-LETTERED Advertising DISPLAY HEADINGS 5 00:00:19,601 --> 00:00:22,991 - Tasty? - Great, honey. Best you ever made. 6 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:32,000 Don't mind me, sweetheart. Just keep on reading. 7 00:00:32,201 --> 00:00:34,510 I'd forgotten what you looked like. 8 00:00:36,801 --> 00:00:37,870 I'm sorry, honey. 9 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:40,675 But I have a very important meeting on this Stewart presentation... 10 00:00:40,921 --> 00:00:43,230 ...at noon today, so would you mind changing it back? 11 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,113 Come in, Mrs. Kravitz. 12 00:00:58,121 --> 00:01:01,909 I have here a little petition signed by a few neighbours. 13 00:01:02,441 --> 00:01:04,238 - Petition? - Mrs. Stephens knew... 14 00:01:04,441 --> 00:01:06,909 ...we filed it with the commissioner a week ago. 15 00:01:10,161 --> 00:01:12,994 Talk about the population explosion. 16 00:01:15,601 --> 00:01:19,276 "To the Commissioner of Public Streets and Highways. 17 00:01:19,481 --> 00:01:22,996 We, the undersigned, do hereby petition... 18 00:01:23,201 --> 00:01:26,034 ...for the immediate removal of the willow tree... 19 00:01:26,281 --> 00:01:28,033 ...that stands on the property... 20 00:01:28,281 --> 00:01:30,749 ...of Darrin and Samantha Stephens... 21 00:01:31,601 --> 00:01:35,310 ...said tree being a menace to the community." 22 00:01:35,801 --> 00:01:39,077 No one is going to cut down my tree. 23 00:01:39,281 --> 00:01:42,318 It was my very own Mother's Day present from Darrin... 24 00:01:42,721 --> 00:01:44,040 ...the day Tabitha was born. 25 00:01:44,241 --> 00:01:47,153 Honey, I know how you feel. 26 00:01:47,881 --> 00:01:48,996 I tell you what. 27 00:01:49,201 --> 00:01:51,840 I'll chop it down and make it into a bookcase... 28 00:01:52,041 --> 00:01:53,952 ...so we'll have it forever. 29 00:01:56,201 --> 00:01:58,431 Just a little joke to break the tension. 30 00:02:01,161 --> 00:02:03,231 The only reason I came over was to suggest that... 31 00:02:03,441 --> 00:02:06,001 ...well, relationship-wise, with the neighbourhood... 32 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:09,671 ...it might be better if you did it voluntarily. 33 00:02:26,761 --> 00:02:29,594 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 34 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:36,515 They are not going to cut down my tree. 35 00:02:38,361 --> 00:02:40,352 It can be saved. 36 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:48,674 Mr. Stephens? 37 00:03:51,201 --> 00:03:53,237 Hi. I'm your new neighbour. I'm Elaine Hanson. 38 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,272 How do you do? I'm Darrin Stephens. 39 00:03:55,521 --> 00:03:57,159 Abner? 40 00:03:57,361 --> 00:04:00,159 Darrin Stephens is talking to a strange woman. 41 00:04:00,361 --> 00:04:03,592 So, what? I'm listening to one. 42 00:04:03,841 --> 00:04:05,194 Would you drive me into the city? 43 00:04:05,401 --> 00:04:07,869 My car is being worked on, and I can pick it up this morning. 44 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,037 Certainly. Hop right in. 45 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,872 From Tripoli to Timbuktu 46 00:04:21,081 --> 00:04:23,675 I beg, I plead, I beseech of you 47 00:04:23,881 --> 00:04:25,997 A moment longer do not stay 48 00:04:26,201 --> 00:04:29,318 Come to me, come to me Dr. Bombay 49 00:04:29,521 --> 00:04:31,876 All right, child. Open your eyes, stick out your tongue. 50 00:04:32,081 --> 00:04:33,116 No, don't. It's rude. 51 00:04:33,321 --> 00:04:34,913 Oh, thank heaven you're here, Dr. Bombay. 52 00:04:35,121 --> 00:04:37,476 Heaven had nothing to do with it, you naughty witch. 53 00:04:37,681 --> 00:04:40,798 Do you realise you've zapped me out of an ostrich race in Australia... 54 00:04:41,001 --> 00:04:42,957 ...just as I was crossing the finishing line? 55 00:04:43,161 --> 00:04:44,753 - I apologise. - Doesn't really matter. 56 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:47,270 I was coming in last. Now what's the emergency? 57 00:04:47,481 --> 00:04:49,756 That is. 58 00:04:49,961 --> 00:04:52,316 My mother did not send her boy to medical school... 59 00:04:52,521 --> 00:04:54,159 ...to play wet nurse to a willow. 60 00:04:54,401 --> 00:04:57,598 Well, at least it won't talk back to you. 61 00:05:01,361 --> 00:05:06,116 Please, Dr. Bombay. I tried a tree surgeon and he couldn't do anything... 62 00:05:06,321 --> 00:05:09,154 ...and I even tried some of my own, you know... 63 00:05:09,361 --> 00:05:11,192 ...and that didn't do any good. 64 00:05:11,401 --> 00:05:14,916 Then I thought of the most brilliant scientific mind of the age. 65 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,078 - Thank you. - But he died a year ago... 66 00:05:17,321 --> 00:05:19,437 ...so I decided to call you. 67 00:05:19,641 --> 00:05:21,711 That's hardly a diplomatic remark. 68 00:05:21,961 --> 00:05:24,111 It was meant to be a challenge. 69 00:05:24,681 --> 00:05:26,000 Then I accept it. 70 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,634 Abner? 71 00:05:30,841 --> 00:05:33,355 Now Mrs. Stephens is talking to a strange man. 72 00:05:34,961 --> 00:05:37,600 Why can't you get your nose out of that dumb book? 73 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:39,473 I want to see how it ends. 74 00:05:39,681 --> 00:05:42,798 It's about the Civil War. The North won. 75 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:45,356 Thank you, Gladys. 76 00:05:51,961 --> 00:05:55,192 If I were a woodpecker, I'd picket your house. 77 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,193 Well, I suggest the merciful thing to do... 78 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,198 ...is to burn the tree in the nearest fireplace. 79 00:06:01,441 --> 00:06:03,591 No. I want it saved. 80 00:06:03,801 --> 00:06:05,996 It was my very own Mother's Day present. 81 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:10,517 I can argue with anything but the illogical sentiment of women. 82 00:06:11,601 --> 00:06:12,875 Let's have a go at it. 83 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:18,077 I've got to find out what's going on over there. 84 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,475 I know! 85 00:06:22,681 --> 00:06:24,911 I'll take Mrs. Stephens some of my brownies. 86 00:06:25,121 --> 00:06:27,840 Why? What did she ever do to you? 87 00:06:28,081 --> 00:06:29,958 Weeping willow, black with blight 88 00:06:30,161 --> 00:06:31,753 I command with all my might 89 00:06:32,201 --> 00:06:34,317 Let your sap run free and right 90 00:06:34,521 --> 00:06:37,399 And with every wayward breeze Which within your branches leap 91 00:06:37,601 --> 00:06:39,990 You will weep and weep and weep 92 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,310 Water the patient daily... 93 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:44,513 ...keep the neighbourhood pets away from it and pray. 94 00:06:46,481 --> 00:06:49,632 You know, I think it's looking better already. 95 00:06:50,721 --> 00:06:52,598 Oh, Dr. Bombay. 96 00:06:52,841 --> 00:06:55,071 I don't know how to thank you. 97 00:06:58,561 --> 00:07:01,075 It really is looking better. 98 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:03,673 Or is it? 99 00:07:06,681 --> 00:07:08,876 I don't know what's the matter with me. 100 00:07:09,361 --> 00:07:10,999 I must be over... 101 00:07:12,001 --> 00:07:13,639 ...wrought? 102 00:07:16,201 --> 00:07:18,510 "And with every wayward breeze... 103 00:07:18,721 --> 00:07:20,791 ...that within your branches leap... 104 00:07:21,001 --> 00:07:23,561 ...you will weep and weep and weep." 105 00:07:25,241 --> 00:07:28,631 Oh, good grief! I must have gotten caught in the fallout. 106 00:07:42,081 --> 00:07:45,391 Dr. Bombay, I think you've made a terrible mistake. 107 00:07:45,601 --> 00:07:47,193 I brought you some brownies. 108 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:50,438 I know when I get upset, they act like tranquilizers. 109 00:07:51,441 --> 00:07:54,717 Well, thank you very much, Mrs. Kravitz... 110 00:07:54,921 --> 00:07:57,276 ...but I'm not upset. 111 00:07:57,521 --> 00:08:01,833 Don't be brave. A sick tree can take a lot out of a person. 112 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,958 By the way, who was... 113 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:06,510 ...that gentleman I saw you talking to outside? 114 00:08:08,881 --> 00:08:11,839 That was no gentleman. That was my tree doctor. 115 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,633 He's gonna save my willow. 116 00:08:13,881 --> 00:08:18,272 I wish I had known. My petunia plant is developing a fungus. 117 00:08:21,361 --> 00:08:23,750 What a shame! 118 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:35,351 Look, Mrs. Stephens, I'm not the smartest person on the block... 119 00:08:35,601 --> 00:08:38,957 ...but I can see you're very upset about something. 120 00:08:40,681 --> 00:08:43,320 Well, actually... 121 00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:46,593 ...I am upset about my tree. 122 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:59,991 Look, Mrs. Stephens, I wasn't born yesterday. 123 00:09:00,201 --> 00:09:02,351 That's not tree crying. 124 00:09:02,561 --> 00:09:05,837 That kind of crying only comes from a broken heart. 125 00:09:06,081 --> 00:09:09,471 Is there something wrong between you and Mr. Stephens? 126 00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:12,992 Of course not, Mrs. Kravitz. 127 00:09:13,201 --> 00:09:16,910 Why, Darrin and I are a divinely happy couple. 128 00:09:19,921 --> 00:09:21,400 Sure you are. 129 00:09:21,601 --> 00:09:24,434 Well, I'll be running along now. Bye! 130 00:09:24,681 --> 00:09:27,320 Thanks for the brownies. 131 00:09:31,561 --> 00:09:36,999 "And with every wayward breeze, you will weep and weep and weep." 132 00:09:41,921 --> 00:09:45,516 Thank you, Mr. Stephens. You're a sweetheart. 133 00:09:45,721 --> 00:09:47,791 Ciao. 134 00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:14,919 "Fair and sunny all day... 135 00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:18,511 ...with gusty winds up to 25 miles an hour." 136 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:21,315 You sure know how to hurt a witch. 137 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:27,279 From Tripoli to Timbuktu I beg, I plead, I beseech of you 138 00:10:27,481 --> 00:10:29,676 A moment longer do not stay 139 00:10:29,881 --> 00:10:32,918 Come to me, come to me Dr. Bombay 140 00:10:35,921 --> 00:10:38,355 It's terrific, Darrin. Stewart will be wild about this stuff. 141 00:10:38,561 --> 00:10:40,119 Thanks, Larry. 142 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:42,714 - Yes? - Mr. Stephens? 143 00:10:42,921 --> 00:10:44,957 A Mrs. Kravitz is calling. 144 00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:48,471 Mrs. Kravitz? Put her on. 145 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:49,750 Yes, Mrs. Kravitz? 146 00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:54,473 I got only one word to say to you, you beast. Don't do it. 147 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,518 Mrs. Kravitz, what are you talking about? 148 00:10:57,081 --> 00:11:00,118 I am talking about a certain beautiful young brunette... 149 00:11:00,321 --> 00:11:02,152 ...that you've been carrying on with. 150 00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:05,832 Mrs. Kravitz, I can't talk to you now... 151 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,713 ...but everything at our house is beautiful. 152 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,677 That's why Mrs. Stephens is crying her poor eyes out, huh? 153 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,957 Mrs. Kravitz, I'm sure you're exaggerating. 154 00:11:14,201 --> 00:11:16,317 If I'm exaggerating, may I... 155 00:11:16,561 --> 00:11:20,440 Mrs. Kravitz, I can't talk to you now. I've got to get back to work. Good-bye. 156 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:23,755 Trouble at home? 157 00:11:23,961 --> 00:11:27,397 Seems that Sam's all upset over that tree business I told you about. 158 00:11:31,321 --> 00:11:35,758 - Hello. - Oh, hi, sweetheart. How is everything? 159 00:11:37,561 --> 00:11:39,279 Oh, nothing. 160 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:42,041 Except maybe I'm getting a little cold. 161 00:11:43,681 --> 00:11:44,830 See? 162 00:11:45,721 --> 00:11:47,313 Sweetheart, are you crying? 163 00:11:47,561 --> 00:11:50,553 No! No, of course not. Why would you say that? 164 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,837 You're all upset over your willow tree, aren't you? 165 00:12:01,081 --> 00:12:03,356 - Yes, that's it. - It's all right. 166 00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:06,712 I'll get you another tree. How about a beautiful magnolia? 167 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,749 Sam, I'm coming right home. 168 00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:16,080 Sweetheart, don't do that. 169 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,152 Are you sure you'll be all right? 170 00:12:18,641 --> 00:12:20,074 Yes. 171 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,193 Yes, I'm feeling much better. Yes. 172 00:12:23,441 --> 00:12:25,716 Well, then, okay... 173 00:12:25,921 --> 00:12:28,481 ...but I'll see you soon, honey. Bye. 174 00:12:30,721 --> 00:12:32,393 You did something naughty, Darrin. 175 00:12:32,641 --> 00:12:35,792 Larry, knock it off. She's upset about our willow tree. 176 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:38,874 Sure. Who is she? 177 00:12:40,481 --> 00:12:41,800 Who is who? 178 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:46,432 Who is that cute little chick you drove up to the office with, that who. 179 00:12:46,681 --> 00:12:49,559 That was our neighbour. I just dropped her off. 180 00:12:50,761 --> 00:12:52,194 You son of a gun. 181 00:12:52,441 --> 00:12:54,955 The quiet ones are always the worst. 182 00:12:57,481 --> 00:12:59,119 Who is she? 183 00:12:59,881 --> 00:13:04,079 Larry, there are some things that are personal between a husband and wife. 184 00:13:04,281 --> 00:13:06,192 Now let's just drop it. 185 00:13:07,281 --> 00:13:08,509 Okay, it's dropped. 186 00:13:14,721 --> 00:13:16,791 - It's serious, isn't it? - Larry. 187 00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:18,559 - You know how I know it's serious? - How? 188 00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:20,638 - You don't want to talk about it. - Larry. 189 00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:23,839 Darrin, have I ever poked my nose into your personal business? 190 00:13:24,321 --> 00:13:27,358 - Yes. - Right. What's a best friend for? 191 00:13:27,601 --> 00:13:31,037 A best friend is a guy who, when his best friend says, "butt out"... 192 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,594 ...he butts out. 193 00:13:32,841 --> 00:13:35,480 Okay, until you come to your senses... 194 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,512 ...I resign as your best friend. 195 00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:40,473 - Anything else? - No. 196 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:43,673 Then I'll see you later, when Stewart gets here. 197 00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:45,630 No, you won't. 198 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:51,074 Something came up, so I can't be with you on the Stewart presentation. 199 00:13:51,281 --> 00:13:53,511 You'll have to handle it yourself. 200 00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:08,039 From Pakistan to Waterloo 201 00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:10,675 I beg, I plead I beseech of you 202 00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:13,349 A moment longer do not stay 203 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,871 Come to me, come to me Dr. Bombay 204 00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,796 From Pasadena, U.S.A. 205 00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:36,561 To old Red China across the bay 206 00:14:36,761 --> 00:14:38,479 A moment longer do not stay 207 00:14:38,681 --> 00:14:41,639 Come to me, come to me Dr. Bombay 208 00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:51,310 - From Little Rock to Liverpool... - Nag, nag, nag. 209 00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:55,315 Where have you been, Dr. Bombay? 210 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:58,558 - Didn't you hear me? - Of course I heard you. 211 00:14:58,761 --> 00:15:01,150 I was surfing in the finals at Makaha. 212 00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:04,876 Came in second. Would have won if I'd used a surfboard. 213 00:15:05,081 --> 00:15:06,912 Well, what's the emergency this time? 214 00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:09,430 Your crabgrass developing a case of the croup? 215 00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:11,632 I'm the emergency. 216 00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:18,920 Oh, dear. You must have got caught in the fallout. 217 00:15:19,121 --> 00:15:21,760 - That's what I thought. - That's where I heard it. 218 00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:24,156 Well, I never claimed to be a tree doctor. 219 00:15:24,361 --> 00:15:28,115 Never mind the apologies. Do something! 220 00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:31,233 Why didn't I listen to father and become a psychiatrist? 221 00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:34,513 Believe me, you meet a saner group of people. 222 00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:43,158 Oh, Dr. Bombay? 223 00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:46,671 Don't you think something a little tiny bit more appropriate? 224 00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:57,633 That strange man is back, talking to Mrs. Stephens. 225 00:15:57,841 --> 00:16:01,197 I wonder what it would cost to build an isolation booth in here? 226 00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:04,310 Hark, ye wretched breezes blowing 227 00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:07,359 Cease Samantha's tears From flowing 228 00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:11,320 Dry her eyes, awake or sleeping 229 00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:14,399 And let laughter Replace her weeping 230 00:16:16,481 --> 00:16:19,632 - Has rather a nice lilt, don't you think? - It's swell. 231 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,197 Wait a minute. There's someone coming to see me... 232 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:25,754 ...that shouldn't see you. 233 00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:28,959 Will you go away? But come back. 234 00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:31,675 He disappeared. 235 00:16:31,881 --> 00:16:34,475 Right before my eyes. 236 00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:37,070 I'd give a fortune to find out how he did it. 237 00:16:42,361 --> 00:16:45,273 - Hi, Sam. - Hi, Larry. 238 00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:47,034 What brings you to the neighbourhood? 239 00:16:47,921 --> 00:16:50,071 Curiosity. Concern. 240 00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,193 About what? 241 00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:02,557 Now Mrs. Stephens is talking to Mr. Stephens's boss. 242 00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,551 Now Mrs. Stephens is laughing. 243 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:11,560 Wanna get it off your chest, Sam? 244 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,914 I don't know what you're talking about. 245 00:17:15,161 --> 00:17:16,753 Sam, I wasn't born yesterday. 246 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:19,794 I wasn't even born the day before yesterday. 247 00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:25,679 When it comes to marital problems, I'm an old hand. 248 00:17:25,881 --> 00:17:28,679 You know, Darrin was very upset after he talked to you on the phone. 249 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:33,238 Yeah, well, he was worried because I was upset about our willow tree. 250 00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:42,118 Yes, that's what he told me, but I didn't believe him, and now that I hear you... 251 00:17:42,841 --> 00:17:45,639 ...laughing a little too loud, I believe him even less. 252 00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:48,554 Oh, you poor kid. Stop trying to cover up. 253 00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:50,080 I can tell your heart's broken. 254 00:17:50,281 --> 00:17:52,795 Now come inside and let's see if we can patch it up. 255 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:57,510 Now they're going into the house together, and she's still laughing. 256 00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,154 Don't you think it's peculiar? 257 00:18:00,401 --> 00:18:03,791 First she's crying, then she's laughing... 258 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,198 ...and now she's going into the house with her husband's boss. 259 00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:10,831 Don't interrupt him, Gladys. His queen is in danger. 260 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:15,709 The marriage is in danger, Abner. 261 00:18:18,361 --> 00:18:21,239 - Yes? - It's Mrs. Kravitz again. 262 00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:24,319 Get me an aspirin and put her on. 263 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,749 Yes, Mrs. Kravitz? 264 00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:30,757 One word. If you want to save your marriage, get home on the double. 265 00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:40,471 - Yes? - Mr. Stewart is here for your meeting. 266 00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:42,114 Thank you. 267 00:18:48,121 --> 00:18:49,554 Mr. Stewart. 268 00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:54,200 Here's the presentation, Mr. Stewart. I hope you like it. 269 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,754 Mr. Stephens. 270 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:05,913 Larry, I'm going to tell you once more. 271 00:19:06,121 --> 00:19:08,157 I am laughing because I am relieved... 272 00:19:08,361 --> 00:19:11,159 ...that my tree is better. 273 00:19:14,561 --> 00:19:16,870 That tree looks pretty bad to me. 274 00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:18,560 It looked worse yesterday. 275 00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:20,558 Sam, Louise and I love you two. 276 00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:22,911 Now, if there's anything we can... 277 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,356 Is it another woman? 278 00:19:27,561 --> 00:19:30,553 Another man? Sam, stop it. 279 00:19:30,841 --> 00:19:33,878 Sam, you're breaking my heart. 280 00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:52,719 Oh, hi, Darrin. 281 00:19:59,601 --> 00:20:00,954 What's so funny? 282 00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:04,710 What's so funny? 283 00:20:18,681 --> 00:20:20,194 There's nothing funny. 284 00:20:27,641 --> 00:20:29,711 There's nothing funny. 285 00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:31,354 Her laugh's contagious. 286 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,951 I think she's flipped her lid. 287 00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:39,038 What are you doing here? 288 00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:40,993 Trying to patch things up, you rat. 289 00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:44,557 Get down on your knees and beg her forgiveness. 290 00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:46,672 Take care, Sam. 291 00:20:56,961 --> 00:21:00,317 Abner, Mr. Stephens's boss is gone. 292 00:21:03,681 --> 00:21:06,275 I saved a marriage. 293 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,035 Sam, you should have known better than to send for that quack. 294 00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:12,152 I wouldn't let that witch doctor mow our lawn. 295 00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:14,313 Well? 296 00:21:25,521 --> 00:21:27,557 From Maine to California 297 00:21:27,761 --> 00:21:31,151 Dr. Bombay, I warn you 298 00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:37,070 I tried to find a little peace on the ocean floor... 299 00:21:37,281 --> 00:21:39,556 ...and between your cackling and a glutinous shark... 300 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,480 You did it to her with one of your quacky spells. Why? 301 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:47,074 Dear, boy, I cannot possibly give you a medical education in five minutes. 302 00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,596 In layman's terms, I made a boo-boo. 303 00:21:50,841 --> 00:21:53,196 How am I going to explain it to Larry? 304 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,076 Never mind about that. Make her stop. 305 00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,277 It does get on one's nerves. 306 00:22:05,121 --> 00:22:07,635 Spirit wind, blow and billow 307 00:22:07,841 --> 00:22:10,309 Cure that sickly little willow 308 00:22:10,521 --> 00:22:12,955 Then remove the laugh from Sam 309 00:22:13,161 --> 00:22:16,392 And kindly take it on the lam 310 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:19,195 And speaking of taking it on the lam... 311 00:22:19,401 --> 00:22:20,834 Wait a minute. 312 00:22:24,561 --> 00:22:27,121 I'm all right, but what about my tree? 313 00:22:27,361 --> 00:22:30,080 In a matter of moments you will hardly recognise it. 314 00:22:33,241 --> 00:22:35,550 This is the baby right here. 315 00:22:35,801 --> 00:22:38,031 Forget the saw. The axe will do it. 316 00:22:38,241 --> 00:22:41,153 Don't you lay an axe on that tree. 317 00:22:41,441 --> 00:22:44,274 Oh. Sorry, lady, but that's a court order. 318 00:22:45,321 --> 00:22:46,879 This is only from a municipal court. 319 00:22:47,081 --> 00:22:48,958 We'll take it to the Supreme Court. 320 00:22:49,961 --> 00:22:51,633 Lady, the tree is dead. 321 00:22:51,881 --> 00:22:53,280 Not legally. 322 00:22:53,481 --> 00:22:56,678 Not as long as there's an ounce of sap flowing through its trunk. 323 00:22:57,401 --> 00:22:58,914 Lady, if there's an ounce of sap... 324 00:22:59,121 --> 00:23:01,396 ...flowing through its trunk, I'll drink it. 325 00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,359 Now stand back, please. 326 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,951 Lady. 327 00:23:11,161 --> 00:23:13,117 Look! 328 00:23:16,801 --> 00:23:19,998 Would you like your sap on the rocks, or with soda? 329 00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:23,679 Charlie, did you see that? 330 00:23:23,881 --> 00:23:26,714 No, I didn't see anything. Let's get out of here. 331 00:23:26,764 --> 00:23:31,314 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0